Welcome Foolish Mortals T-shirt. Welcome Foolish Mortals To My Anxiety Spiral.

Step right in, foolish mortals—this time into the anxiety spiral!
This tongue-in-cheek parody tee puts a playful spin on a haunted classic, featuring a shadowy ghostly figure holding a lantern and a swirling spiral of doom. Perfect for fans of spooky rides, dark humor, and anyone who laughs through their chaos.

Made with the soft, lightweight Gildan 64000 cotton tee, it’s comfortable enough for the parks, a Halloween party, or just everyday wear when your anxiety spiral feels all too real.

Details:

• Printed on Gildan 64000 lightweight, soft cotton

• Unisex fit – works for all body types

• Premium DTG print for long-lasting vibrancy

• Sizes S–3XL available

Bring home a spooky-funny shirt that blends theme park nostalgia with a dose of real-life humor.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite! 

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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