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Looking for a funny 4th of July shirt for dog lovers? This “Hold My Beer While I Pet This Dog” patriotic tee is the perfect mix of humor, personality, and red, white & blue style for summer celebrations.
If there’s a dog nearby, everything else can wait. This shirt was made for people who instantly drop what they’re doing to say hello to a pup—especially at BBQs, parties, and holiday gatherings.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
SIZE & FIT (Gildan 64000 Softstyle Tee)
Measurements are shown in inches. Width is measured across the chest. Length is measured from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
S — Length 28" | Width 18" | Sleeve 16 3/4"
M — Length 29" | Width 20" | Sleeve 17 7/8"
L — Length 30" | Width 22" | Sleeve 19 1/8"
XL — Length 31" | Width 24" | Sleeve 20 3/8"
2XL — Length 32" | Width 26" | Sleeve 21 5/8"
3XL — Length 33" | Width 28" | Sleeve 22 3/4"
Please note: Product measurements may vary by up to 2 inches.
This funny dog shirt is a popular choice for 4th of July outfits, patriotic dog lover shirts, and humorous summer graphic tees. Perfect for Memorial Day, BBQ parties, and casual wear, this “hold my beer while I pet this dog” design appeals to dog moms, dog dads, and anyone who loves funny pet shirts and relaxed patriotic style.
